Exclusive Interview with the Spotlighter:
zoe: so, dan, when's your birthday?
dan: up yours
z: okay... so, uh, what do you like to do?
d: play everquest.
z: anything else?
d: pee on pandas
d: yes, really. what do you not believe me or something? why don't you say
that to my face? ttt... what are you laughing at me now? are you laughing at me? you're laughing at me aren't you? this is
all of a sudden, our interview is cut short by our parental units.
favorite quotes of dan's:
"somebody humped my spotlight"
"what did you just call me? did you call me a 'peeing panda'?"